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Shoulder Touch

This action is done when someone says something with a sexual connotation, but you are in a social situation in which you can't laugh at the person, or say anything to your friends for fear of being called out. The shoulder touch is done when all in the party KNOW that a sexual innuendo was said, but can't overtly acknowledge it. When engage in a shoulder touch, you casually create an action, such as scratching your shoulder, or adjusting the shoulder of your shirt.
When choosing the Christmas Cantata by Geoffery Bush, the choir director started rehearsal by saying "Ladies and Gentlemen, let's dive right into the Bush, shall we!" Immediately following these words, a group of friends who are sitting far apart would all engaging in a shoulder touch and look at each other.
by OnWisconsin January 14, 2010
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Your papa should have worn a rubber

You say this to someone who is fucking annoying and to someone who has no purpose in life. This shows them they are useless and should not be on this planet
Bradshaw: Im fat im fat im fat
Nick Doring: Hey, your papa should worn a rubber. You worthless piece of dop poo.
Bradshaw: :(
by Adrian June 1, 2004
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shoulder pads

80's 'fashion'!?
by Alison Leighton July 31, 2003
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segulling

when you hide in a room when two people are having sex. Then when they are about to cum you jump out on them. And cum all over them yelling segulling....
cum on them is callled segulling
by its true and funny June 2, 2010
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You know what we should do

A phrase usually uttered before a terrible idea.
Steve:You know what we should do?

Bill:No, what?

Steve:Build a castle, on top of a car. It's like a motorhome for kings!
by Hairinista April 23, 2012
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Secular Talk

A radio/YouTube show where some 28 y/o, squeaky New Yorker called Kyle Kulinski talks Liberal, secular politics, New Atheism, and sexual jokes.
Regularly rants against: Ann Coulter, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Obama, money in politics, religion, conservatism, war.
Regularly rants for: Bernie Sanders, weed, healthcare, Jill Stein, free speech, secularism, Atheism.
Hater: Secular Talk is a squeaky fagit, fam.
Me: He's squeaky, but there's no evidence of homosexuality here.
by Itz Rob February 11, 2017
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