Retarded butterfly

When You go to wipe yourself but you piss a little on your hand or arm.

Rikki: Dude I accidently peed a little on my hand!

Twiggy: Eww you, retarded butterflyed all over yourself! Dont touch me!

by Rikkijk February 18, 2011

Retarded Urban Dictionary editors

The reason why your definition is not published onto Urban Dictionary

1 new message!

Urban Dictionary - Travelin' Band was not published

Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it.

Are you kidding me!?!?! WTF!? Another one??? Why are Retarded Urban Dictionary editors taking over Urban Dictionary? I am also hearing stories from my friends complaining about how their definitions are rejected.

by NHRHS2010 July 20, 2011

Politically Retarded

Someone who only believes what their political party says and won’t believe anything else despite how common sense it might be.

Mary thinks that all men don’t have penises because some famous liberal told her so. When a biologist tried telling her what science says, she screamed. Mary is politically retarded.

by Kingsmith3 July 17, 2020

retarded monkey

Hands Down: Matt Dold.

"Yeah, we already know your a retarded monkey."-The Omega Master

by -The Omega Master February 27, 2005

retardedness

something being very retarded
Note: not a real word

Helen thought retardedness was a word but the almighty hawt Erich proved her wrong

by Mr.AznGuy May 29, 2011

Half Retarded

Something that has happened or someone that seems to have the stupidity equal to half of a retard's intellect.

"This homework is half retarded"
or
"You're half retarded"

by I eatz teh babehs January 18, 2009

Half Way Retarded

Someone who thinks they're very smart but is really fucking stupid.

"I consider myself a skeptical person and I've done my research. When you look into it, the Earth is flat."
"Dude, are you half way retarded?"

by jiggysaw17 November 21, 2018