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rage quest

An event which begins when one is completely fed up with the world and can no longer pen up their anger. This quest of rage is a journey from the high mountains of ire and wrath to the low rolling hills of chill. While on this quest, the hero will actively seek opportunities to vent his tightly compacted anger by destroying anything that obscures his path, whether it be an innocent bystander or an inanimate object. By the time the quest has reached its conclusion, the hero wil have wreaked a path of destruction unlike any other, but his goal of seeking tranquility will have finally been accomplished.

Typical candidates for a rage quest are women, immature teenagers, self-centered drama queens and heavily addicted online gamers.
*Danny gets headshotted for the 54th time*

Danny: FUCK THIS!!! I'm going on a rage quest!

*Danny then throws his computer out of the window at a baby stroller*
by Kodaichi March 23, 2011
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Register Rage

Noun. The barely-contained fury that swells up within you while waiting in line at Wal-Mart, Walgreens, Publix, etc. when some dumbass decides to use all their partial foodstamp checks to buy 80 different items.
I just had some serious Register Rage at Wal-Mart....why do foodstamp people take so long for chrissake???
by Danger Truelove September 17, 2012
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Raging Nathan

When a man has an erection so hard his veins pop out
lads he's got a Raging Nathan
by Donald Flump May 3, 2016
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Rage Bumming

An aggressive act of sodomy used as a method of catharsis or to exact revenge.
As he watched Lee crash about the house in a beer-fuelled fury, Joe correctly feared that he would later be a victim of a drunken rage bumming.
by Zygmont Quade March 18, 2010
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Raging Semite

A Jewish man's nickname for his penis and/or erection. Considered to be largely an ironic term, as anyone who is familiar with Jewish penises knows they are remarkable only for their LACK of size and firmness.
Dan: Hey baby, want me to introduce you to my raging semite?
Naz: That's disgusting. No.
Dan: So you're saying you're an... anti-semite?
by Marbury965 May 6, 2011
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Rage Shit

Verb
To be angered so far beyond your breaking point that you are compelled to drop trou, spin around, bend over and aim your asshole at whoever is causing this stress and open fire a bird shot blast of hot brown liquid rage at them.
After waiting for 2 hours and being ignored by the staff at the urgent care, I lost my shit. Literally. Receptionist told me to please have a seat and be patient. I said I’ve been patient for 2 god damn hours and went off on a rant, ending it with a spray of mud as I rage shit at her before angrily waddling my wet slippery ass on out of there.
by TheWierdo May 19, 2022
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raging fists

The act of having more than one fist inserted into the anus at a time.When penetration has taken place, they are then thrusted around as violently as possible to cause extreme discomfort -or pleasure.
Ben; Why are you walking like that?
Mike; ....36 Raging fists again.....
Ben; Oh right, yeah.......
by Kav and D-unit November 4, 2007
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