Ray-Ban Bandit

1) American military slang for adolescent hit-and-run thieves in occupied countries who grab anything not well-secured or well-guarded. The most common item stolen are soldier's sunglasses (like Ray-Bans and Gargoyles, thus the term.
By extension, the term is also used for adolescent refugees and beggars.

"The locals have a trick where they leave a string of Ray-Ban Bandits by the convoy routes to beg for food or steal anything that falls off the trucks. Then they beat the poor starving bastards and take the stuff away from them so they can sell it on the black market..."

by MAC-Gyver May 27, 2003

ray gun

Basically a laser gun, but it's more like a flash-light, and has a cool "Beeooorrrww" or "Wollawollawolla" sound effect. They're pretty sweet.

Space Jay pulled out his ray gun and shot the alien.

by Waluut May 30, 2006

ray bans for teenagers

Sunglasses that look almost exactly like Ray-Bans, but they don't cost 140$ but cost 2 for 20$ or 15$. They are for teenagers that can't afford 140$, or are smart enough to know that they aren't responsible enough to take care of expensive ray bans so they go buy 4 pairs for 40$ at pac sun.

The Pac Sun Ray bans are also very high quality.

You don't cry if you crack your Pac Sun ray Bans, you just go buy some more.

Materialistic Girl: haha! did you see my new Ray Bans they were 140$!!

Normal person: Cool i got mine for 2 for 20$ at pac sun and they look exactly the same

materialistic girl: whatever!!mine are so much better!

*******2 weeks later********
Normal person: shit i left my sunglasses at the movie theater, I need to get some more

materialistic bitch: OH FUCK!!I BROKE MY RAY BANS!!!!OMG!!!

Normal person: haha thats why when your 13 you dont go buy 140$ sunglasses

*********i don't have anything against Ray-Bans, I think they are beautiful and great sunglasses, I just think your fucking retarted when you buy them when you don't take care of your shit****************

-ray bans for teenagers

by Unicorncasablancas July 13, 2009

Ray Martin

Australian rhyming slang for a carton (of beer). Ray Martin is a popular current affair presenter in Australia.

Im nipping down to pick up a ray martin, you want in?

by joshua snowdon September 25, 2006

Ray-rays

A slang term for diarrhea. Derived from dia-ray-ray. Also referred to simply as 'Rays'

"I had to leave gym class early, cause I got ray-rays on the mini-tramp"

or

"Did you hear Kevin shit himself on the minitramp in gym class?"
"Naw, he didn't fudge his huggies, but he was catching rays in french class so his mom picked him up early."

by UncleEllesmere November 27, 2017

Ray Martin

One who has plastic hair and occasionally fills in on A Current Affair, Channel 9 Australia

Hey what is up with your Ray Martin hairstyle dude?

by 9 dude August 13, 2003

Ray of Fucking Sunshine

A) Someone who is happy at the wrong time, or obnoxiously happy all of the time.

B) Someone who is absolutely not a ray of sunshine.

A) "My grandma just died"
"That sucks, but did you hear? I got an A on my assignment!"
"You're such a ray of fucking sunshine."

B) "Hey! How are you?"
"I want to fucking die."
"Wow, you're just a ray of fucking sunshine today, aren't you?"

by Amelie078 April 22, 2020