load rag

A piece of cloth used to jerk off into

I accidentally stepped on my load rag when I got out of bed and it stuck to my foot!

by Sig Englander July 6, 2006

Nut rag

A wipes used after masturbating to clean up ur dick

When ur glass of water tastes salty and u see ur mom drying dishes with ur nut rag
You: pfffff wtf

by 3zzo July 14, 2018

bedside rag

Often an old t-shirt, however any semi absorbant textile material will suffice. The bedside rag is kept beside your bed and is used for cleaning up the goo after you have shamefully loved yourself. There are several methods which can be employed when using the bedside rag. a)goo on your hand and wipe onto the rag, b)goo onto your stomach (could involve snail-trail-slime) or my favourite which is least messy c) put the rag on your stomach and goo straight onto it, this needs no after-goo clean up so you can go straight to sleep. This invention allows for the moment of bliss after gooing to kept on into the night, however it is best to throw it out after a while as it gets a bit mucky, and you have to start thinking of excuses why you've got an old stainfilled mickey mouse t-shirt next to your bed (see e.g).

mother: "whats that doing there, its been there for months, and it looks pretty dirty"
you; "dont worry mum, thats just an old art t-shirt of mine which gets glue on it every now and then"

girlfriend;" errrgh, what the hell's this"
you; "i have absolutely no idea, must be hunting season i guess?"

mate;"yo, homedogg what in fashizzles name is this, it looks like it's straight outta compton, f'shaw"
you;"no sweat bruv that just be me bedisde rag"

by Rob Lewis March 16, 2005

soulja rag

1. a camoflauge printed bandana

You got dem Reeboks on your feet?
Then you a SOULJA nigga, put up a solja rag!! -Juvenile

by MiC check September 9, 2005

Kentucky Rag-baby

The act of skinning an ass with a cheese grater then beating the victims ass with your hand covered in salt.

I gave Andrew a Kentucky Rag-Baby.

by kentucky boy May 27, 2009

cunt rag

1. Vaginal hygiene apparatus.

2. Similar to the term douche bag. Someone who sucks or is on the lines of being an asshole or loser.

1. Tampon, sweat rag, pad.

2. My teacher is a conservative cunt rag.

by Beni26 September 26, 2006

cock rag

someone that is such a fuck up and waste of life that you cant even call them a cock... theyre a cock rag... a filthy rag used to wipe off a nasty cock

I can't believe that guy hasnt had a job in years... what a fuckin cock rag.

by sarah January 30, 2005