poodle

"poodle" basically means "suck," but because my teacher says "suck" is a bad word (shoutout to Mr. Cross), he tells us to replace it with "poodle".

*this is not the same "poodle" as the dog breed

"My wifi poodles so I turned off my camera."

"This food poodles!"
"Ughhhh, today poodled" (hehe I just made up the word "poodled" too, so "poodled" is the past tense of poodle)

by watermelon.lover November 7, 2020

gettin' some poodle

having sexual intercourse with a rich, stuck-up and/or white bitch.

Yo yo yo yo man, I got some poodle last night.

by The Ken March 23, 2005

pood

An even dumber way than doop for the audible sound of stupidity.

When you see someone do something so incredibly stupid, that you can stare blankly in wonder for hours. That, my friend, is pood.

by RevStan April 14, 2006

poodah

Poodah is when you engage in anal sex and you pull out your meaty,wet,veiny cock and you still have poo residue on your junk. see also poo dick

Mary: wow that was a great railing on my ass you just did.
Skyler: Yeah I know but you gave me that poodah

by Daks November 6, 2007

muscular poodle

A particularly muscular, generally large nose that has the semblance of a poodle or is positioned on the face of a person who resembles a poodle.

Sally: I wonder if that boy's muscular poodle gets in the way when he snogs girls.

Henrietta: I wonder if that boy snogs girls at all, on account of him having a muscular poodle in the first place.

by BestSkeptic July 21, 2008

poodle piece

when the pubic hair in a mans genital region resembles the hair style of a poodle.

"bloody hell gary, you've got a right poodle piece going on down there, go fetch the scissors and we'll give fido a trim!!!!"

by yummyyummy lovepiss December 25, 2007

Poodiver

A dude who dives into feces of another man using his dip stick (penis).

Jordan is totally a poodiver. He and Josh spent the night together last night.

by 843dudeman August 2, 2009