Adjective. The goofy, high-spirited feeling that is experienced while recounting stories the morning after a long night of drinking and/or partying. A wonderful early morning laugh-a-thon caused by morning hangover effects, an early morning smoke session, and large cups of coffee.
Usually triggers uncontrollable laughter. Often times experienced once all house guests and roommates have awoken and gotten their coffee. Usually followed by a late brunch decision.
Usually triggers uncontrollable laughter. Often times experienced once all house guests and roommates have awoken and gotten their coffee. Usually followed by a late brunch decision.
"We were so pranched this morning that my cheeks hurt when I smile now."
"This night is getting out of control, man. I can't wait to put the coffee on and get pranched tomorrow morning."
"This night is getting out of control, man. I can't wait to put the coffee on and get pranched tomorrow morning."
by VogueGoat November 7, 2011
Get the pranched mug.A greasy ass patch of hair located above the ass crack. It is usually shaped in a upside down triangle, as if pointing to the anus.
"Eww that chick behind me has a large mass of hair on her lower back."
"Thats a fucking wolverine patch!"
"Thats a fucking wolverine patch!"
by Jacob Prenger December 18, 2008
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When after anal intercourse, you take the scat and cover your partners eyelid with it, then drag the penis across the forehead leaving a line, like the string holding up the patch.
by Bigbdub May 17, 2010
Get the Tallahassee Pirate Patch mug.You are having sex with a girl, reverse cowgirl style in her wheel chair, on an incline. As your finishing, lift her by her lifeless hips, and toss her in front of the wheelchair, and proceed to run the bitch over. The best part about this technique, is she'll still be there tomorrow. But if you're a gentleman, you'll call her a cab.
So I gave this girl a Patches O'Houlihan, and I was going to call her a cab, but she got hit by a semi. At least I got the wheelchair out of the deal.
by Jeff King Man February 27, 2007
Get the Patches O'Houlihan mug.1.A place where all of your dreams can come true, or you could get shot dead at a stoplight.
2. A town in which 96.8% of the male population over 16 are equipped with an above average penis length and girth.
2. A town in which 96.8% of the male population over 16 are equipped with an above average penis length and girth.
Example #1: A man finds a way to cure cancer.
Shocked (happily) Woman: "He must be from Patchogue!"
Example #2: A man pulls up to stoplight that is giving the Stop signal. As the man goes to change the radio station, a man shoots him dead, then steals his radio.
Example #3: A perfect looking guy runs passed three attractive women on the beach in nothing but a speedo.
Girl_1: "Did you see how big that thing was?!"
Girl_2: "He MUST be from Patchogue!"
Girl_3: Still watching the guy run down the beach.
Shocked (happily) Woman: "He must be from Patchogue!"
Example #2: A man pulls up to stoplight that is giving the Stop signal. As the man goes to change the radio station, a man shoots him dead, then steals his radio.
Example #3: A perfect looking guy runs passed three attractive women on the beach in nothing but a speedo.
Girl_1: "Did you see how big that thing was?!"
Girl_2: "He MUST be from Patchogue!"
Girl_3: Still watching the guy run down the beach.
by chem1cal June 10, 2008
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Get the melon patch mug.Article of clothing worn by women to cover their lady parts 'down there', which is juuuuust big enough to do the job. Can be underwear, swimwear, random item worn during a walk of shame, etc.
"Hey, man, check out that chick! She's not wearing any panties, man."
"Sadly, she is. She's wearing a snatch patch."
"Sadly, she is. She's wearing a snatch patch."
by bhalrog December 8, 2012
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