Cotton Poker

When you have to go poop so bad that it is touching the cotton of your underwear.

Aubrey has to shit so bad she's got a cotton poker.

by Tiffany Dixon June 11, 2006

That thang poking

A phrase used to describe a female's booty that isn't too large but isn't flat, and sticks out in a cute manner.

Joshua: Hey man did you see that new girl Keri today?
Terrence: Yeah she cute in the face for real for real and that thang poking

by Selenaaaass July 12, 2013

Jiggery Poker

Is an alternative expression for slap and tickle, sex, shag, a good time, romp, fuck etc

So, did you get some good old 'jiggery poker' last night then?

by teknonutter July 19, 2005

Doe Poker

A male who is so self-concious of his penis size that he opts to use a Dildo to satisfy his lover and pass it off as the real thing. The dildo is often kept in the underpants of the male on the evening that sex is expected. When the female is ready for sex, the male says that he needs a drink of water before he starts, and proceeds downstairs where he can heat the dildo either in the microwave, or with a lighter. Doe Pokers can be identified by their dislike for oral sex and their insistence on fornicating in the dark.

I thought Brian was hung like a Black Ox, but it turns out that he is nothing more than a Goddamned Doe Poker!

by Meatman January 15, 2006

Poking Stick

A stick, about 30cm long, that can be concealed up a sleeve, and can be used to 'poke' people who argue with you/irritate you/don't like the music you do/deserve poking/don't deserve poking but you poke anyway/anyone in the hope of enraging them/making them move/injuring them/anything.

An incredibly versatile human management tool

Move out the way, or i'll poke you with my Poking Stick

by Kore March 18, 2004

pokemon

If you can ignore all the shitty spin-off games and marketing behind the series, it's still one of the best RPGs around.

I'm 20 and I still love all the pokemon games(I'm talking about the traditional handheld ones, not the stupid spin-offs). Red and Blue will always have a place in my heart.

I plan on getting the new one for DS.

by Aldwardo February 15, 2007

pokeman

the way most adults or people who hate pokemon call pokemon
I like jamaicans because they never call pokemon "pokeman"

Person 1: Dude pokeman is gay.
person 2: number 0ne, it's called pokemon you Dipshit!
number Two, there is no gayness in pokemon (except when team rocket cross-dresses but thats a different story) so lay off you cock-sucking, mother-fucking son of a bitch!

by BlackWarGreymon October 1, 2006