nom de plum

pen name or nom de plum is a name an author chooses to write pieces under. An alter ego of sorts alias

Richard Bachman = Stephen King (nom de plum)

by Nicholas Crapser October 31, 2006

plumkins

when a girl gives a guy head while he takes a shit

Jill gave Jonny plumkins as he took a big crap.

by aprilg May 11, 2007

plumber cleavage

The visible butt crack that is often seen when fat plumbers and other workers for hire are in your house, and their pants fall down a few inches on their back side, because they are either working under your sink or in an unusual position or have too much weight on their tool belt.

My mom: (Pointing at the plumber's plumber cleavage.)
Me: Laughing on the inside: (he he he.)

by thedzone October 17, 2009

Plummer's crack

Akin to a plumber's crack, but hairier, fatter, sweatier and in general, more disgusting.

"His plummer's crack made many people vomit."

by Smellybottom March 21, 2010

plumber

A person who you hire to fix something. But little do you know all they do is stick some duck tape down your toilet or on a pipe and call it a day

Oh look the pipe burst we should call the plumber

by phlatty patty May 11, 2019

original plumbing

Indication that a female-to-male transsexual or transgender person (ftm) has not had genital surgery.

Most ftm's retain original plumbing due to a lack of desirable options.

by RockRabbit June 12, 2014

Angry plumber

The actual of failing to pay the plumber so he rips your pants off and fucks you in the ass.

That angry plumber tore me a new one

by Mcfacialxgiver August 7, 2016