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Pwnd Up The Ass

A form of "pwnd" usually used in a sentence that needs particular emphasis, pending on the situation of course.
Situation used for "Pwnd up the Ass"-
Your friends boyfriend hits on your mom.
You have just been tricked out of a seat in a crowded area.
You have just spilled your Dr. Pepper.
"I just got Pwnd up the ass"

Situation NOT for using "Pwnd up the Ass"-
You got a C on your math test.
You fell out of your chair ALONE.
You spilled your Mt. Dew.
"I merely got pwnd"
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p'wned

Past tense of P'wn or pwn

pwn: to defeat your opponent the the degree of making them appear as an amateur or noob.

originated from the mistyping of "owned"
It is no longer enough for gamers to win against their opponents. It is now the goal of all to completely P'WN them!

::sneaks behind crate::
::pokes up head from behind crate::
::...gets stabbed from behind::
killer: "P'WNED!!"
by Lord_Spater April 30, 2006
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pwner

a nerdish powergasm, typically after discovering some new all-powerful combination or build.
GM- dude, a red great wyrm with all the metabreath feats and knows invisibility and greater invisibility along with all the summon monster spells!
player- WTF!?! WE WOULD ALL FUCKING DIE!
GM- I know. I'm getting a pwner already.
by Spaz De Kat March 22, 2010
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Poned

To verbally "burn" or "roast" someone beyond belief.
Kasey: Wow Mom have you gained weight?
Sarah: WOAHH!! SHE STRAIGHT PONED YA!!!
Mom: :0
by kscfl April 30, 2020
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puned

When you buy a box of Tampons soak them in water and drive around throwing them at random cars windshields and they stick.
We just PUNED the hell out of that car
by Wesley February 6, 2005
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pwner

Getting a hardon at a very inopportune time and it totally PWNS you.
"Hey, Viteri, are you going to get up?"

"Negs, i have a pwner."
by cfgyu November 10, 2004
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Poned

getting your ass whoped by anyone who is better than you, causing disgrace and/or shame. Basically sucking.
Leo- "dude you got SEROUSLY PONED by that old lady"
by Dr. Pepper March 9, 2004
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