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Promiscuous Surrender

Event that occurs when senior management sets up a company for sale, and races to sell it to anyone as fast as possible, so that they can paid out on a change-of-control clause in their employment contracts. Antonym of, or opposite of, a Hostile Takeover. Commonly executed by incompetent senior management in over their heads in terms of business challenges.
Our CEO, a supposedly good salesman, could not increase sales during his six year stint, so he cut costs and performed a promiscuous surrender so he could score a $50 million payout for himself. And we are not getting bonuses this year. What a flaming asshole.
by plresults October 26, 2011
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Promiscuity

1) The activity/condition of engaging in sexual acts with many partners, often during the same time periods.

2) Indiscriminate mixture or hodgepodge.
1) The average American has had 14 sexual partners in their lifetime? The high level of promiscuity in America today is just disturbing.

2) There were so many images splashed together everywhere I couldn't make anything out in the promiscuity of it all.
by Axiomatic June 25, 2009
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promised land

I would like to get inside her promised land.
by Jackie77491 November 15, 2009
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Promiscuous Davenport

I am going to sit on the promiscuous davenport come and join me
by marshallsar May 28, 2013
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Promiscuous Girlfriend Syndrome

When a guy has a girlfriend that he thinks/knows cheats on him, so he's mistrustful of everything and everyone with a dick he comes in contact with. Charachterized by low ego, short temper and mistrustfulness.
Guy 1:"dude, what happened to dominic? We were, like, tight until he got mad cuz his girl looked at me for half a second. He like, wanted to fight me and i didnt say shit to her..."
Guy 2:"he's got Promiscuous girlfriend syndrome bro. She fucked, like, half the dorm."
by LilCaptianKirk August 4, 2019
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nut prominence

A reference to a man’s groin and the extent his business is prominent in his clothing, often greatly influenced by the type of underwear worn.
When this guy walks up to perfect strangers, it’s clear that they make every attempt to try to avoid staring at his nearly obscene nut prominence.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 27, 2019
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premise

statement or idea on which reasoning is based.
Since all men are mortal and Socrates is a man, Socrates is mortal.
("all men are mortal" and "Socrates is a man") are the PREMISES, while "Socrates is mortal" is the conclusion.
by Fruitfulness September 28, 2008
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