scooping what I'm pooping

When someone understands what you are trying to tell them.

Do you understand what i'm saying? Are you scooping what I'm pooping?

Man, he just doesn't get it. He's not scooping what I'm pooping.

by kusodekai_bcs April 20, 2010

Winnie the Pooping

When you poop with nothing but a t-shirt on

When you need full movement of your legs for an aggressive shit you’ll find yourself Winnie the Pooping

by DummDumm October 29, 2020

Mary Poppins Purse

(1) A purse containing everything but the kitchen sink!
(2) A purse that one must pull out the strangest items in order to get to what they're looking for.
(3) A purse that is tiny, but apprears to hold huge amount of items in it.
(4) A purse one must dump out the entire contents of to get one small item out.

I got stuck behind a woman with a Mary Poppins Purse at the supermarket. This crazy lady had to take out everything in her purse just to get to her wallet. She had playing cards, toothpaste, hand sanitizer, dental floss, 3 bottles of pills, and whole lot of other junk just dumped on the counter. It was a small purse, too. I can't believe it holds all that stuff!

by DeWinter July 6, 2007

poppin my collar

To pimp and/or being a player. Showin' off after workin' it.

"Now every since I could remember I been poppin my collar
Every since I could remember I been working this hoes
And they betta put my money in my hand" -- Three 6 Mafia

by D-Munney February 16, 2006

face-pooping

When you use facebook while on the crapper.

Boss: Hey, I just noticed you updated your facebook status, weren't you in the bathroom?

You: Yea, I was face-pooping.

by Mikey The Comic January 20, 2009

poppin' a noodle

Also know as busting a nut, or when the male member ejaculates or, "skeets."

I caught Edwin poppin' a noodle on Finkel last night. I didn't know they were gay!

by Jordan Copeland April 11, 2008

poopingtons

A poop that is particularly long, smelly, liquid, or gross. A notable poop. Particularly when the poop is an emergency, such as following a large meal of pizza and root beer.

Dude I went to Old Chicago and ate a whole large deep dish pizza and drank tons of their Mug Root Beer on tap. I had the poopingtons so bad that I had to poop at Tim's mom's house!

by Dane Hansen August 14, 2011