Played the Cigarette Out of My Hand

When someone beats you a contest or game (usually cards) extremely badly. Originating from the game Shithead, where one can be made to pick up so many cards that they must put their cigarette down to hold them all.

“Matthew is way too lucky, he’s played the cigarette out of my hand!”

by The Hylander July 11, 2018

phaced

to be real close to you
close enough to feel your breath
close enough to hear your pulse
close enough to smell your skin
close enough to count your hair
to think your thoughts
to lick your lash
to touch your bones
speak in tongues
brush your beard
stroke your nose
wet your tears
ban your fears

"John and I phaced each other and just were. We just were. Very closely. Everything was alright. It was what it was."

by Krkič June 4, 2019

place of planes

Place of Planes is how airports are commonly referred to in Washington DC by the most people.

Hey, let's go to the Place of Planes to fly somewhere fun.

by Mwales June 21, 2019

placential

As a newborn, your first nutrients ingested is of the placenta from which you were born.

My placential father always orders his steak blue.

by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019

placenta queef

When you hold in a fart so long It becomes a queef and the pressure causes your placenta to shoot right out (PQ for short).

Damn! Did that bitch just placenta queef? I swear she didn’t wanna fart so it must have just shot right out her pp hole.

by PQbitch January 23, 2020

Paced

Paced is a nuanced term that can be used as adjective or adverb. Its value is determined by context and tone.

"Yo bro that party last night was paced! Jessica fell out of a window after you left."
"Your girlfriend cheated on you? That's paced"

by BH_2049 January 3, 2021

placenticles

Tentacles, specifically those which precede child birth, which live in a woman’s placenta.

Doctor: “holy f***, look at all of those placenticles”

by kdenmcfish April 10, 2021