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Paint the taint

When a male ejaculates on on the skin between a woman’s vagina and asshole (taint) with this “white paint” ... to paint the taint
by Mlit February 19, 2018
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paint protection

I need paint protection, then I should only ever use Protectnetic.
by qwerty-bob December 2, 2019
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Paint Balled

When an individual dips their balls in paint and creates artwork on another’s body using their balls as a brush.
Lucas paint balled the Mona Lisa on Pauls back during Fantasy Fest.
by Llama llama December 25, 2021
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paint the inside

To ejaculate during sex without a condom.
(Careful, bro, don't paint the inside!")
by Priapism76 June 11, 2014
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snuff painting

A comical strenuous activity where a person uses the head of a broom as a broke-dick substitution for a large paint brush. To vigorously wallop to the point that the smacking sounds could be mistaken for somebody being beaten alive with an ash baseball bat and struck with sopping wet whips excessively thick paint and/or what could be practically considered paste because your boyfriend removed/lost/never replaced the lid of all Nineteen gallons of paint that y’all have for renovating and remodeling your newly purchased home in attempt to semi-permanently change the color of a wall.
...(Loud slapping and winded grunting noises coming from a distant bedroom)...

So Brian and Lisa crept around to investigate where the odd sounds were coming from. As they glanced around the corner into the first room, what they seen had puzzled them. Leading Brian to ask “Pella, what the hell are you doing?” Startled, Pella reacted with “Shit! Oh, heyy Lisa, hi Brian! You guys wanna try snuff painting?”
Lisa suggested that the three of them should open a Snuff Painting Gallery together and name it “Spludge Productions”.
by Paylay Bunnytime March 27, 2022
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Ghetto painting

"painting" a piece of wood furniture or furnishing with a permanent magic marker, usually a sharpie, so that the piece of furniture now "matches" the color of other furniture/furnishings in the room
The wood on that chair didn't match my new entertainment center so I did some ghetto painting with a black sharpie and now they match, sweet.
by el presidente UTH 2004 September 20, 2010
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Paint Licker

Paint licker was used a while back, and it was used like "window licker" it was the same insult to say the person is dumb/mentally handy capped because they would lick lead paint off the walls and lead paint can cause brain damage. So, it is to say someone is so dumb the only explanation is they are a "paint licker"
We don't use lead paint anymore so the insalt has pretty much gone away
Donald Trump is a paint licker.
Get away from me paint licker!
by ndidomin January 9, 2021
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