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Can Fu

He is the stupidest guy you'll ever meet. He's funny and disciplined, especially when it comes to the gym. He slacks sometimes and is almost always nonchalant about everything. He cares... but only if you matter to him :) He also lacks functioning brain cells but manages to pull the baddest bitch in the planet. His girlfriend is so beautiful and smart that she carries the brain cells for both of them in the relationship. In exchange for her good qualities, he showers her with unconditional love and affection (and yummy kisses too).
Can Fu is daddy <3
by lilpengting February 6, 2023
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can tower

A tower or pyramid made out of empty dip cans
"Have you seen Jimmy's can tower it's getting pretty tall"
by Johnny slurvine January 4, 2017
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Shakin' the can

Trevor asked his friends to leave the room so that he could begin shakin' the can to some gay porn.
by Johnny Punani August 3, 2007
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can koozie

fat on your stomach that is covering your 6 pack abs
that girl would have a rockin bod if it weren't or her can koozie
by can koozie queen August 23, 2012
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Tiny Cans

When you show up to the party with tiny Heineken cans, your new name becomes "Tiny Cans"
Hey Tiny Cans! Drink some regular sized beer!
by T1cK June 24, 2016
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Canned Sardine

A rather large, overweight person wearing a coat or jacket too small for him/her.
Harold went to go buy a coat and when he went to try it on, someone told him he was a Canned Sardine.
by Crusty Joe August 31, 2010
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Meat Cans

Some very nice, preferably big breasts the size of big cans of meat, that of course are delicious ;)
She sure had some very nice Meat Cans!!!!!!

I can't stop staring at her amazing Meat Cans.
by EDH85 May 3, 2015
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