Nart

Word used to describe someone who is perverted or nounce like . Used in rural ireland commonly in donegal.

Ohh my god look at that absolute" nart " mary.

That john lad josh is an total "nart" , saw him eyeing tracey up an down and licking hus lips .

by Ewww a nart December 6, 2018

Nart

"not" art

in the terms of self-hatred of artistic expression.

dimension 0:"look at my art"
replier 999:"that's not art, that's nart"

by Text22 December 20, 2018

neat cheat

Having an affair that's convenient for one of the parties.

That guy hates his girlfriend and they aren't getting along. Young love leads to neat cheat sometimes.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Nearly Pissed On the Third

Derives from the episode of Mythbusters:

A saying that describes how close something was to happening. Usually uttered when in relief that something tragic did not occur.

The saying has it's origins in the Mythbusters episode where they rigged a dummy up to urinate on the third rail, of a railway track, which would subsequently give a lethal amount of electricity.

Jon: Aw mate imagine if you went out with Cersei.

Davos: I almost did.
Jon: No fucking way.
Davos: Yea, but she didn't like older guys, Christ, can you imagine? I nearly pissed on the third.

by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019

Near-bought Experience

an occurrence in which a person comes very close to buying an item and has memories of a previous experience (such as spending a lot of money for buying shoes that is never used).

Yesterday, I had a near-bought experience with wrong gift for my girlfriend which may indeed result in a near-death experience in the future.

by 4fun_oru_resam May 15, 2019

neat

The act of blowing one's self and ejaculating in one's own mouth. (absolute rock bottom)

The sad guy hasn't got laid for years, he's probably even neated before.

by A_it_man May 18, 2019

Nart

Nart- is a person that acts like an idiot childish, immature and foolish.

Johnny is such a nart he can’t own up to his s&!@
Sarah stop entertaining that nart your too good for that.
Stop arguing with that nart he/she doesn’t get it.

by lillittleshorty April 24, 2019