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NET-FIX

When you’ve been binging on a TV series/ season, and on reaching its end you desperately need to quell the craving and find something else to fill your sad empty void.
I’ve just finished binging on Breaking Bad... i need another Net-Fix !!!
by Little moose August 16, 2020
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net

him: *showing off* i fucked her, her, n her.

her: u a net.
by sumbodyudontknow March 3, 2021
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Safety-net sub

After scanning the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. Taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) - the confused mind generally opts for friendlier territory. Picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby - (e.g. cheese).
Jim: Hey Bob, you gotta try this sun-dried octopus on flax-seed crostini. And it's only eight bucks fifty!
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my Safety-net sub .
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.
by Paterico December 14, 2008
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net-stumble

To unexpectedly encounter something surprising/disturbing/intriguing while surfing the Internet. The key is the unexpected - if you were actively searching for "puppies on bicycles", finding "puppiesonbikes.com" does not count as a net-stumble.
Check this site out - it's like IMDB for adult film stars. I net-stumbled on it after mistyping the address of IMDB.
by balloonie-cat October 11, 2014
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Net Floor

Net Floor
A Floor Of a building Designated For Routers, Switches, Firewall boxes, Rackmount systems, Web & FTP servers that serer for the local enterprise network system and/or the web. The net floor is also where Most Of the Technical services hangout, i.e. Technicians & network repair men.
From: mr.blah
To: net floor

Yesterday I Couldn't access my Internet, I just wanted to inform you guys on Net floor 16 so it could maybe get fixed

mr.blah office 122, floor 12
by hacked1000 December 12, 2008
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Grey Net

The Grey Net is area of the internet where a person can find the types of things or information that are not necessarily illegal to possess but are illegal to use, assemble, combine, or have in public. Things like illegally high powered laser pointers mislabeled to appear safe, a silencer for your gun that only needs a couple holes drilled to function, ED medications without a prescription, or a set of universal heavy equipment keys for 14.99. The Grey Net is simply the shady area of the internet, the dark web's somewhat more responsible brother.
"Wow! Is this what I think it is?"

"It sure is, I found it on The Grey net!"
by Freightrain47 January 22, 2021
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Solid Cast Net

The act of showing your dic pick to friends in hopes of one wanting to "check it out further."
I threw a Solid Cast Net out to Natalie and Steph but both giggled and joked about it for a week.
by TinyDefs February 26, 2025
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