Muff Sniffer

Another name given to a man or lesbian eating out a pussy especially when putting some nose into it.

Hot Girl: Damn, Steve is such a good muff sniffer. He even said it smells like country flowers!

by yaaaaay. March 8, 2009

Muff gluten

MUFF GLU-TON.
A muff gluten is a man or female that craves vagina...
Also see: Butt gluten and Cock gluten

Tom H:"Moomin loves pussy; shame he never gets any."
Duke:"He is quite the muff gluten

by Terry Houghton January 8, 2009

muff diver

the name for a person who when licking a woman's vagina, enjoys pushing their entire head inside of the vaginal cavity

dave is a real muff diver

by fencepannel November 18, 2019

Muff Mustard

The stuff you have to wash off your face after you’ve gone down on a really wet girl, and especially so before you kiss the next one! If you don't understand that see fanny batter

I had to wipe her muff mustard off my face so I could answer the door.

by Phil Taylor April 3, 2006

Muff Hover

Muff Hovering IS THE PROCESS OF ONES Vagina Hovering 2CM from your boyfriends mouth, The female version of tea bagging.

Last night my girlfriend Muff Hovered Me.

Thats pretty tite that girl wants to muff hover you.

by Shmoe May 13, 2006

Muff Buffer

A lesbian. Muff being slang for vagina in some parts of the English speaking world.

Sadly for some Muff Buffers, all men are the enemy.

by Muff Lover March 12, 2009

muff huffer

one who partakes in the huffing of muff.

He huffed my muff all night long.

by andy February 7, 2005