Mutterson

The word "Mutterson" means "enhanced mutt" Mutt meaning dog. Mutterson can be used in a good or bad way. Being called a "Big Mutterson" is good, call it a compliment. Being called a "Little Mutterson" Is bad, call it an insult.

"You're such a big Mutterson" "You're a little Mutterson"

by Oniesson June 6, 2022

matterass

Matterass- mattress but in a janky way

“Your matterass is in a weird place.”

by Creator of Matterass December 26, 2022

shared mattress

A girl that sleeps around, whom "everyone" can sleep with.

Derived from a Norwegian military expression "felles madrass" .

That girl Megan is such a shared mattress, did you hear that she slept with 5 different guys at her last party?

by 18382 August 24, 2009

Beaver Mattress

A feminine napkin, specifically a Maxi-pad

I got's to go to da store & buy me some beaver mattresses - gettin' kinda runny down dere!

by Blorb2! September 18, 2012

troll masters

when two james troll to the very best and there best can not be beaten

haha, you been trolled by the troll masters

by troller 1 September 27, 2013

sharticulate matter

Minor particles located in your undies that sometimes accompanies a shart

I will need to wash these out soon to get this sharticulate matter out of my shorts.

I think I pooped a little

by papaw jeff November 12, 2013

Fecal Matter

Excrements propelled at an extremely fast rate out of the anus

After Bob ate the 10 lb burrito, fecal matter spewed out of him.

by UnstoppableBolt2003 May 31, 2016