Manatee

The manatee is a fat grey bastard!
Closely resembling a 200lb mass of grey rubber.

Got to go my Manatee has scrot rot

by the one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

manatee

A morbidly obese gay man with little or no body hair.

Even a manatee can get laid in Berlin these days with the right amount of Euros.

by A. Hick July 24, 2006

Manatee Feeding

The act of shoving food into one's gullet in public in a manner which makes other's lose their apetite.

"Look at that fat bitch totaly Manatee Feeding off that popcorn!"

by Melcryptovestimentaphiliac August 18, 2008

Mantercourse

The act of two men having butt sex.

Person 1: Hey bud what happened to you last night?

Person 2: I met this amazing guy and we went back to his place and had Mantercourse.

by JBordo24 October 22, 2010

Manterpret

A guy's ability to see any situation as potentially leading to sex.

The waitress said, "I'm Julia and I'll be your server tonight." Jay turned to his friend and said, "she wants me." The friend said, "You manterpret everything."

by Baileywick November 17, 2016

Manatee

An uncommon insult describing a fat induvidual.

Person 1: "Did you see that guy in that video I sent you?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a manatee"

by Nunnayabuisness November 24, 2016

Manateed

An extreme form of catfishing where the cat fisher is big nasty ugly scary hairy just jesus christ beyond catfish the sea cows of fake profiles god awful stinky hoes that make blind children cry but was clever enough to get your dumbass in the DMs and over to her place and you might as well of walked into a musty booty cave with a lurching manatee you is not even aware of how nasty they are and isn't even fucked up about the exact opposite in like profile that aint her like would just accept that and join the manatee colony

Yo that girl ive been talking to ya know the sexy one

Yah what's good

I'm going to see her tonight

Bet

(Later that night)

Howd it go bro

AAHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH OH MY GOOOOD AAHHHHHHHH

wtf happened you get catfished?

Worse ...i was ...manateed ( sobs uncontrollably)

Im so sorry bro....you have my condolences...fuck man ...are you going to be ok....

(Dies)

by Myownbestdonkey September 5, 2019