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blue mannequin

A. Kissing someone and they don't kiss back. B. Kissing a corpse.
Last night she gave me the Blue Mannequin.
by Jolen Opotus March 30, 2008
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Dick Manners

The act of being so polite when asking for sexual acts (sending or requesting nudes, invitations for sex etc.) it makes women regardless of sexual orientation want to jump in bed with you.
Example 1: Man: excuse me miss but my lovely girlfriend and i were wondering if youd like to sleep with us? now you dont have to do anything you dont want to but i would sincerely LOVE if you'd let me inside of you if you dont want to thats fine last thing i want is to make you uncomfortable

Woman: Oh wow your Dick Manners really threw me for a loop of course i will have sex with you and your girlfriend.

Example 2: Man: pardon me if i'm coming off too strong i just happen to find you very attractive. and i was wondering if you can possibly send me some for lack of a better word sexy photos. They don't have to be nude i just think you're beautiful and id like to see more of you. And if you dont mind id like to send you some photos showing how well endowed i am.

Woman: Oh my...you have Dick Manners....fuck the pictures ill just show you in person.
by LK422 August 29, 2013
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Strongest bond ever.
A:guess what
B: what
A: we got a daltonand manuel
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La mañanera

-The president of Mexico have la mañanera.

-Do you whatch AMLO’s mañanera
-Yeah dude, ir was pretty badass
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fake manners

When someone says “please and thank you” in one sentence, usually in a condescending tone.
Customer: Can I have some water? Please and thank you.
Waiter: Sure, but only if you quit with that fake manners shit.
by Herobot April 7, 2020
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Josh Mauney

Wants to be in charge of everyone even though he’s in charge of nothing.
by Clarence10129 May 12, 2020
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Matt Mannerisms

When you do something relatable that you think Matt would do.
Dave: I have a class in 10 minutes about social studies, im gonna sleep through it.
Jasiah: That's what i call, Matt Mannerisms.
by Probably_Matt March 22, 2021
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