angler-management issues

Describes what a short-fused game-warden possesses when dealing with fishermen.

As an employee of da Department of Natural Resources, da perpetually-hotheaded Bob Stuyvesant would likely have major "angler-management issues", both in his manner while fumingly waiting for said stream-bases sportsmen to hunt through their backpacks to locate their paperwork, and bawlingly lamenting about "da one dat got away" --- i.e., da occasional rod-and-reel wielder who managed to slither off before da overzealous-and-obsessively-by-da-book Bob could have a chance to check his catch or ask to see his license.

by QuacksO August 9, 2025

Butt-Self-Management

A term that describes the awareness and management of ones own butt.

male Homo sapiens: "... Wow. Do you discretely inspect my butt completely concealed?"
female Homo sapiens: "Maybe, maybe no... you will never know, unless you pay close attention"
male Homo sapiens: "Damn... I gotta step up my Butt-Self-Management game..."

by Humid Snabel April 15, 2016

White Flag Managing

Managing to a surrender, either
a. to bite the bullet in a battle that can't be won, and conserve resources
b. unintentionally, as a result of very poor management decisions that result in a practical surrender

Joe Girardi is White Flag Managing, starting Cody Ransom and Hairston in the same game.

by A Baseball Fan August 3, 2009

Management shark

Management shark. A middle management person that will do anything necessary to support the corporation and their own interests. A management shark.

Management shark. will do anything to advance/ promote their own managerial career, a management shark.

by The 99% April 27, 2017

Biochemical safety standard manager

Janitor

What's your job?
Randle: I am a biochemical safety standard manager

by RundleSOC September 13, 2023

The mushroom theory of management

An old, time-honored management technique in large corporations.

1. Keep your employees in the dark.
2. Feed them shit.
3. When they grow up, cut them off at the roots.

The CEO of XYZ Corp is a big believer in the mushroom theory of management.

by Hot Licks July 21, 2020

billy rubans branch manager

an stupid person who believes their in charge of something.

Mike Palmer is a billy rubans branch manager.

by A.G.P. June 24, 2023