corporate mafia

The barab glirner who really run the political show in the USA and all other Westernized countries in the world. They get bullshit laws passed that we are forced to obey without giving us the chance to exercise our democratic right to speak up against them, for instance the law that releases corporations from the responsibility of cleaning up pollution in hydraulic fracturing, and the Ten Strikes Law. They also have dubious sweetheart deals with countries that hate us and finance terrorism. NISM?

The corporate mafia are responsible for the mindless shit that we see on the primetime TV channels these days.

by pentozali August 24, 2011

Mafied

To have two or more people kill ONE other person. Mainly based in a video game but may also work in real life.

Damn It! I just got mafied by practically the whole team...

by PointBlank99 November 19, 2005

Mafiesque

To pertain to the mafia in any style, manner, or resemblance.

"The three people sitting at the back of the room were dressed in fine clothes, yet seemed secretive. As if they were slick hitmen, how mafiesque."

by I Skeet Leet Sauce April 16, 2007

maft on

when it becomes unbearably hot and one feels sweaty and uncomfortable in the heat

when you wake up and you're really hot, and just a little bit sweaty....that's a 'maft on'

by Timothy Griffin June 10, 2009

MAFOWL

Similar to "ROFL" (rolling on floor laughing), "LMAO" (laughing my ass off), and "LOL" (laughing out loud), this expression means "My ass fell off while laughing." This acronym was made for the grammatically correct group that wishes to express their experience of a hilarious situation whilst also remaining somewhat intelligent.

"Dude! This guy thinks he can pwn me MAFOWL."

by Entheory December 15, 2009

Maffins

noun.

a term with 3 definitions.

1. Josie's Dad
2. A really really cool muffin
3. A sea creature

- You know who's short? Josie
- Nah man, Maffins is way shorter
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- I ate a maffin!
- Nooo way, those are so cool
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- *splash*
- what the hell was that?
- I think it was a maffin
- holy crap, call the popo

by josie chau May 2, 2010

mafuckingbitch

A bitch that fucked up everything you hold dear in life.

Marina is such a mafuckingbitch.

by Jack McFucking Daniels December 13, 2010