coco muffs

coochie of the chocolate variety

he's craaaazy for coco muffs!

by pwiz June 19, 2010

Muff Meeting

1. Lesbian Sex

"Hey, Danielle...you look good enough to eat in that red halter top!"
"Sarah, no matter how many compliments you give me, you and I will never have a muff meeting!"

by Kimosabi the Wise January 22, 2009

muff bandit

A formerly straight woman who opted to follow a lesbian life style. And coincidentally likes muff.

*wow, I didn't know Sarah was a muff bandit, I always thought she liked cock*

by Jazbob January 20, 2011

muff dusting

Verb.
A pussyfart that is dropped off to unsuspecting victims as the perpetrator leaves the crime scene.

I had to dump her after a rancid muff dusting left me blind in one eye.

by singed nosehair July 30, 2011

Monster Muff

shaved beaver that has grown back twice as thick

Pats momma has a monster muff, It's like the jungle in nam!!

by 2fast4u May 3, 2006

boner muff

a boner muff keeps a boner warm

My boners getting cold, I'll wear my boner muff.

by Jennifer2369 December 26, 2007

Muff Rocket

An awesome word i made up today for a womans clitoris

Johns very presence made Cindy's muff rocket start to take off

by Galen Knode January 16, 2009