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lumpkin facial

While getting a lumpkin (getting a blow job while taking a shit) you simply get up and shove the lumpkin givers face into the toliet giving them a facial full of shit.
Kim wasnt giving me a good lumpkin so i got mad and gave her a lumpkin facial.
by Jordan aka Shotta May 23, 2006
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Lumptal

Lumptal is an alternitave rock band out of San Diego. They are the best band in the world and better than your band by far.
Lumptal is the shizzint.
by von lark March 7, 2005
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Lumpkin County

Better that White County. Located in North Georgia. The only thing to do is to gold mine and go to the local Walmart at 5 in the morning. Although it is a college town, there is nothing to do except get wasted with your friends. Everyone is a "bumpkin" and runs around in camoflaudge.
Did you see those "bumpkins" from Lumpkin County??
by I.dont.care. August 1, 2015
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Lump

Lump is a useless husband who doesn't have a job, doesn't pay bills, or doesn't do household chores.
When I got home today, Lump was playing videogames and hadn't fed the kids.

Lump didn't wash his shit-stained underwear and I'm not touching them.
by Evelle1 January 25, 2017
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LUMP SATISIFIER

someone with a nice rounded buttery cream puff (pussy) and nice cherry donuts on top (boobs) and some nice cream buns (ass) that you just wanna eat up and beat up starting off with your tongue licking up the buttery cream puff up and down until it spurts out whipped cream on your face then start licking the cherry donuts then start nibbling on the cream buns until she says "ouch what the fuck are you doing?!" then slap her in the face.
Josh : I gave a girl the LUMP SATISIFIER
Sarah: yeah thanks it was nice.
Josh: your a hore Sarah.
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Pineapple Lump

An Indian/Sri-Lankan who woman who has blond moments. Named so after a chocolate covered confectionary which has a yellow pineapple flavoured centre, i.e. Brown on the outside and Blond on the inside
by b2dnz October 18, 2011
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nigga lump

Where the nigha is raping a white woman and he is fucking her ass like a nigga would do
I'm gunna nigga lump her tonight
by Tobybigewilly January 27, 2017
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