Gay lettuce sex

Gay lettuce proceeding to resign to his position in life.

Person A: Wow, you fell for that trap?
Person B: yeah...
Person A: You Gay Lettuce Sex

by BlatherskiteStudios November 14, 2019

Limp lettuce

When you become limp during sex

I was only limp lettuces one

by Dxddy1234 November 19, 2019

goofy lettuce

M A R I J U A N A

"Pass some of that goofy lettuce"

by Cucumber Richard May 7, 2019

street lettuce

when a person prolapses their anus and another person throws-up onto/into the prolapsed anus. After doing so they bite the vomit covered anus like a head of lettuce

"yeah I gave here a good head of street lettuce last night"
"that is actually disgusting dude"

by Glasflaska August 13, 2019

Lettuce

Someone with the personality of a lettuce and about as much fun

Fuckin lettuce

by Tattiemasher August 30, 2019

Earth lettuce

Weed

My mom and dad think me and my big brother did earth lettuce yesterday

by Xamantha May 17, 2018

lettuce wagon

Garbage truck.

Don't get behind a lettuce wagon, they stink.

by BlackSage May 21, 2018