Snail's Landing

When a woman sits down on the toilet but didn't realize that the toilet's lid was down.
"I went to sit down on the toilet but I forgot to look to see if the lid was up. The toilet lid made contact with everything. EVERYTHING. It was like a snail's landing upon the toilet seat."
by Halfmoonspectacles July 16, 2017
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Pishbulls land

Also Known As: The Land Of The Great Pishbulls

Where all the Pishbulls with SBL n SPL n Pishbulls Accent.
the land.. pil lip pin! lol
by PishBuLLs D3 July 12, 2004
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cat land

The area where cats come from. It is inside a "box". And can oly be entered through your cats litter tray, hence why they spend so much time there.
It is a very good place to be...
My cat wot let me go to cat land :(
by Sammyzecatking1 July 12, 2009
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kiss land

One of the best albums from Abel Tesfaye (aka The Weeknd)

Track list:
1. Professional
2. The Town
3. Adaptation
4. Love In The Sky
5. Belong To The World
6. Live For
7. Wanderlust
8. Kiss Land
9. Pretty
10. Tears In The Rain
11. Wanderlust

12. Odd Look
by Bleach Drinker July 07, 2017
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Gancho land

Gancho land is a type of authentic Burrito
Gancho land Burritos are the best
by R-WAK January 26, 2023
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Landing Eagle

Name for the following act.

Grab your sack with one hand as you position yourself and your junk for sitting on the toilet. This is often done when you about to unload a payload with a full belly.

The purpose is mainly to prevent the jewels from being crushed while sitting. This can be a burden for the “larger” packaged gentlemen.

Any variation of landing eagle, eagle has landed when in reference to the bathroom means the same thing.
I had to use the landing eagle method when dropping that log at the truck stop.

Bro 1: I crushed my nuts the other day when I sat down to fast

Bro 2: brother, u gotta land the eagle safely.
by FoJmeRaw August 10, 2022
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Tortilla Land

Dripping hot queso all over a man's body while spanking him with a tortilla.
-How was your date with Ignacio last night?

-It was beautiful, he took me to Tortilla Land.
by IdRathaGoIgnant October 23, 2013
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