kalbert

A serious deformity of the penis, causing it to grow mroe than twice as wide as long. Many bayb's with this disorder (although it is VERY rare) have there genitals cut off and a sex change performed at birth as it is easier on the baby phsychologically. Sometimes it is possible to cure through a secuence of penis enlargement operations.Ë?

in the locker room: "Hey look man, jimmy's got a kalbert!"

by Kirk Alberts (Kalbert research Foudnation) May 25, 2003

Kaleb

A massive thicc dood who uses the word cunt every other word

Kaleb: Oi Fuck ya cunt
Evderyone Else: okay but y tho

by Thottynigga May 21, 2019

Kaleb

A FUKIN BITCH THAT THINKS HES HOT BUT HES NOT.

EW DO YOU SEE KALEB HE HAS A PIMPLE FACE AND HE THINKS HE LOOKS GOOD

by kaleb is ugly November 14, 2019

Kaleb

Has no friends, possibly homeless. His mom looks like my nan's ashes and his brother got as fresh trim. His dog smelt like shit so his mom sold it. Wants white ass.

Is Kaleb's mom a prostitute?

by Isra Mumfatass November 27, 2019

bone kabob

a girl sticks a wooden skewer down a mans penis and then cuts it off.

hey cheryl i gave logan a bone kabob last night.

dude i got a bone kabob and it hurt like a bitch.

by bonekabobs4everyone December 28, 2009

kaleb

He will always put a good dip in, always has a Detroit to put in, and works 32 hours a day.

Person 1: Put a Detroit in it!
Person 2: Shut up Kaleb.

by myfriendlygotee4565 May 23, 2016

Kaleb

Kaleb, the lonely emo kid at the back of the classroom that his only friend is the water fountain... Kaleb likes think that he is the almighty memester when In reality the only funny thing he can come up with us his life. He's also a very horny emo kid.

Girl 1- ew is that kid screwing a water fountain?
Girl 2- yeah, probably Kaleb.
Girl 1- .....
Girl 2- this is his 6th time screwing it, in the past hour.

by Daddypotato2 December 11, 2016