Kyle

A guy who is pretty much an asshole and is probably short. He’s funny sometimes and is a total simp when he finds the right girl. Kyle is definitely way cool when he’s not around his annoying friends. Yes, this is targeted towards YOU Kyle.

Girl 1- Haha! Look how short Kyle is.

Girl 2- Omg don’t be mean he’s so sweet.

by itsme0 December 22, 2021

Kyle

Kyle is that typical biker that non stop drinks monster and he has spiky blonde hair.

Bikers: “hey Kyle.”
Kyle: “you guys want a monster then we can hit the track.”

by Bigbattyman123 April 17, 2019

Kyle

KYLE YAYYY WE LOVE KYLE HE GREAT
HE SUPER SMART AND SWEET (and kinda cute ngl)

Everyone loves Kyle

by cookie dough13 December 26, 2020

Kyle

A man who has monster drinks as his blood. Plastic chains as his veins. Camo sagging joggers with military boots. A black jacket unzipped with a white shirt inside. Uses a motorcycle helmet even though he only rides a black bicycle. He's american. He's blonde. He talks like a surfer boi. And he vapes too so, yeh.

Kyle : sick vibes dude
Kyle 2 : yeh vibes, vibes.
Kyle : just got these black airpods for like $350 dude.
Kyle 2 : damn son, i only have white ones.

by Cloudd June 9, 2019

Kyle

did something wrong

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE NO WHAT DID YOU SAY WHAT THE FUCK DUDE STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE

by wertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm October 9, 2020

Kyled

Justice performed when the government fails to protect.

He Kyled the looters who threatened him.

by BigGuy40 November 26, 2021

Kyle

Karen's male counterpart. Voted "most likely to become a domestic terrorist" by his classmates. A connoisseur of alt-right propaganda. Paragon of bootlicking.

Kyle! You're supposed to lick the boot, not deep-throat it.

by anonymous September 17, 2020