zip a jpeg

synonym for an useless effort.
go better than the best or
worse than the worst.

dude 1: man all my paycheck's gone for bills!
dude 2: oh btw you owe me 500 bucks...
dude 1: shut it, come on, don't zip a jpeg.

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kid: dear santa, i need a new stereo, cause my sister's is louder than mine.
santa: peace, kid. don't you zip the jpg.
kid: but my dady's got one.
santa: uuhh boy...

by don camillo July 26, 2010

JPG

JPG stands for 'Just Gooey Pixels' and is generally a worthless file-type for anything other then low quality photos.

Wow, I just took a picture and it is all pixelated and fuzzy. Oh, it's a JPG!

by TooManyPixels01 April 6, 2012

JPP

an acronym for Jewish Persian Pride

Commonly used to show ownership over lesser poeple such as sefeeds

JPP 4ever (no joke)!!!!

by jerome May 7, 2005

JPS

A Jamaican slang for "how come?"

Boy: I'm not gonna be able to go clubbin' with y'all tonight.
Girl: JPS?

by swmfrddy December 21, 2012

Jpimpin

1) One who's name begins with a J and ends with an N.

2) One whom is experienced in the arts of pimp.

3) One who has mastered the use of the "Pimp hand"

4) Cool, Tight, Awesome

"Damn, he is Jpimpin...Look at his walk and all those girls around him."

"Damn that car is Jpimpin"

by Master Pimp May 3, 2005

jpd

jerks pricks and derelicts

jaffrey police dept nuff said jpd

by jolt123456789 August 5, 2008

Jpig

A Jpig is a person who uploads Jpeg Images of fat people, pigs, and cows.

Tim: Oh Pheobe is such a Jpig
Rick: Oh yeah i know.

by Rowell M. Thomas February 16, 2009