1 definition by don camillo

synonym for an useless effort.
go better than the best or
worse than the worst.
dude 1: man all my paycheck's gone for bills!
dude 2: oh btw you owe me 500 bucks...
dude 1: shut it, come on, don't zip a jpeg.

---

kid: dear santa, i need a new stereo, cause my sister's is louder than mine.
santa: peace, kid. don't you zip the jpg.
kid: but my dady's got one.
santa: uuhh boy...
by don camillo July 26, 2010
Get the zip a jpeg mug.