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horny

The desire to fuck, whether anal, or vaginal. Often times fingering or masterbation is the end result. Most virgins or just really horny people will watch porn, because they can't get anyone, or they are staying abstinent.
"Fuck man, I've gotta watch Redtube right now, i'm so damn horny and I need some type of action in my life...idc if it's porn!"
by PussyLovin'Girl<3 July 18, 2009
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You will feel horny after reading this: me and insert boys name say next to each other in science, i couldn't help but think there was some CHEMISTRY between us. whenever i saw him my pussy went wet. my thong was soaking. but this science class was different. i walked in and sat down and he sat next to me, but not where he usually sat, no, today he sat so close our thighs touched. about 10 minutes passed and by this point my thong was drenched ) Suddenly his hand was on my thigh, it was working its way up my leg. I gasped. He quickly took his had away and i saw him blushing. I made the brave decision to put my hand on his knee and slowly moved it upwards... then...suddenly...i felt it. his dick and my hand was only separated by a few centimetres of denim jeans. His hand was back on my leg, an was up my skirt. He lent over and whispered in my ear "you're so wet, my dick would like that" i whispered back "screw English next period, i'm gonna fuck you" he replied with "fuck yes!"

for the rest of that science lesson he was fingering me and i was having an orgasm. He wouldn't let me touch his dick yet.he said it would be better to wait.
We snuck off to and empty classroom, he pinned me up against the wall and he kissed me, our tongues exploring each others mouth. He slowly bent down an then it happened, he pulled down my thong and put his tongue on my pussy, I grinned. He pushed me against the wall again and i spinned him round so he was against the wall, we kissed again.
if youre not horny after reading this then you are mentally ill. (i was fucking hard after typing this)
by I write horny books March 11, 2019
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as well as meaning sexually aroused, wanting to have sex (eg. "I'm feeling horny", "watching you rub your nipple like that is making me horny"), "horny" is also increasingly used (in the UK, anyway) to describe something which or someone who is a turn on / stimulating / sexually arousing.
Watching you fuck that guy was really horny.

That's a horny photo.
by swniner December 22, 2008
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horny

When you have an extreme desire for having sex.
Dude I'm soooooo horny right now!!!!

Then go fuck that girl over there! I bet she'll like it *winks at guy*
by aftiyb November 16, 2014
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horny

an awkward feeling of wanting to skeet
Bruv 1: dude I want to "spank the monkey" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Bruv 2: bitch u horny
by ayyy lamo June 3, 2018
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horny

They were back from their midnight shopping. He drove her to her mansion.

She smiled at him and got out of the precious car. However, he sneaked up on her and followed after her to her place of residence.

The lady's name was Lilla and the gentleman's name was Halin.

When Lilla opened her door, Halin folllowed.

Lilla eyed him, her eyebrows suspiciously raised. "What are you doing?"

"Please allow me to chat with you for a little bit," he said, trying to be as polite as possible.

"Yes, Halin?" replied Lilla, a wicked smile on her face as if she knew what Halin was about to say.

All of a sudden, he threw himself on Lilla's body and started kissing her.

Lilla's heart soared. She had a crush on Halin, but never did she know they were going to be a lifelong couple.

Lilla kissed him back, and her tongue slid into his mouth, licking every centimeter that it could reach.

They both stopped kissing and began to undress. Lilla felt horny.
(If anyone would like to post a continuation of this, feel free.)
by @!&! November 22, 2009
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Well, for some ppl like me its wen u really really need/want contact from the opposite sex. Everyone gets this way and itl make u do stupid things sometimes but daaamn is it worth it in the moment.
When we talk dirty to each other it makes me kinda horny so i wana sneak over to his house and let him take me over.
by x.buttons July 25, 2007
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