Don't count your chicken heads before they swallow

This is my adaptation of the old saying "Don't count your chickens before they hatch". It essentially means the same thing which is not to depend/rely on something until you actually posses it or it has come to fruition (although this has a more sexual and masaginistic twist to it.

Jeremy, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, is counting on buying a new car with money he'd potentially make from manufacturing DMT, a highly potent psychedelic tryptamine, in his home laboratory and illegally distributing it on the street to worthless junkies. His intentions are to use his new car to carry out a violent and fatal drive-by shooting on this kid mitch who punked him on some fake molly, a powerful version of the popular rave drug ecstasy. His lover/best friend, rat-tail, knows there is a high likelihood that a number of things could go wrong and that he might not actually make the money he intends on making and may even get popped or blow up his house during the process of refining the DMT. He says to his home girl rat-tail, "Yo biatch when I get me that sweet 97' Plymouth Prowler we're gonna go bust some caps in 'dem asses son". Rat-tail replies "Yo I know your penis is gargantuan and what not, but how do you know you are going to get that cheddar to get that ride to put down those trifling ass punk bitches? I mean all I'm saying Jeremy, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, is DON'T COUNT YOUR CHICKEN HEADS BEFORE THEY SWALLOW".

by The Dark Anus (JC) November 28, 2007

heads are gonna roll

Used by higher-ups in a company to sound like a threat to a persons employment. Anyone who actually uses this phrase is insecure with their amount of power and actually incapable of firing anyone.

Those TPS reports still aren't done. Heads are going to roll at the 2pm meeting.

by Toolshed May 14, 2004

Headshot

What the person who shot Osama Bin Laden Yelled after shooting him.

Person 1: Ow, stop shooting me with that that elastic band.
Person 2: Headshot!

by Me, You, and I January 2, 2012

Talking Heads

Pioneering New Wave band. Emerged from the NY punk scene in the mid '70s but had a distinctly different sound influenced by funk, esp. James Brown. Later to come under the influence of producer Brian Eno, and also incorporated elements of African music into their coked-up fouth album Remain In Light. Also heavily influenced by cocaine, by the way.

Franz Ferdinand are heavily influenced by Talking Heads' masterpiece More Songs About Buildings And Food.

by honest bob January 25, 2005

Headstrong

Headstrong refers to a man who has a facade of toughness but who is fragile as an egg and who is easily pushed to outbursts of emotion.

Man, why are you being such a Headstrong, I was just talking about George W. Bush

by Louis Rivas January 18, 2005

eraser heads

A slang term used to describe big perky nipples, also sometimes used when a girls nipples are cold and are nipping

"Man look at those tits! Does that babe have some nice eraser heads or what?"

by Patrico January 9, 2008

chicken heads

Phony ass, wack ass, gurls who do some of the stupidest things that a gurl can do, or a gurl out for the money

Man that chick Rachel is a chicken head

by Malcolm Redfield April 9, 2003