hold this tale and let me fuck this horse

shut up, stop interrupting me, and listen.

would you hold this tale and let me fuck this horse please!!??

by ugly84 January 11, 2010

horse

1. An extremely beautiful, smart, and athletic hooved animal. Has keen senses, and a memory that's ten times better than yours. Usually friendly and loveable. Can be dangerous.

2. A type of basketball shooting game.

3. Used to describe something big. Often used as a metaphor.

1. I just love my pet horse!!

2. Hey, wanna go play some horse??

3. Have you seen my cat? It is such a horse!

by animegoddess February 8, 2012

horsecock

1. A physiological phenomenon where the male organ grows to enormous size. 2. Any penis that exceeds 18 to 20 inches with a girth exceeding 4 inches.

"He has a terrible case of horsecock."
"I'm sorry, I really love you, but there is no way I can take a horsecock."
"We saw this movie where this girl attempted to do this guy with a huge horsecock."

by Anonymous December 5, 2002

Charlie Horse

Leg Cramps or Muscle Cramps

When a cramp occurs, the muscle locks in the contracted position (Charlie Horse)

by alla July 4, 2003

horse banging skank

a skanky ass whore who bangs horses

see madonna

madonna is a horse banging skank

by evlis December 8, 2003

Milk a Horse

To firmly grasp and stroke the, baseball bat sized, hot, sweaty and slippery meat shaft attached to the underside of a stallion, which commonly known as a horses cock. This act is generally frowned upon in most societies. It it is simply unforgivable to any and all people who attempt it and succeed. It is even especially unforgivable (and uncontrollably hilarious) to proceed to drink any/all of the horse cum that may ejaculate violently into the milker's face.

"Everyone check it out! Nadsack is about to milk a horse!!!"

by cockjuggling thundercunt June 22, 2009

Horse Shit

an expression of disappointment and disbelief. Also, it is good for depressing moments or awkward silences.

Ahhhhh HORSE SHIT!

by KJ Special K January 13, 2011