Guido

a jack off that usually speaks with a jersey accent that works out all the time, uses lots of hair gel with an orange tan, with tits bigger than king kong.

did you see that guido? Yeah dude back in the day they used to call them gypsys.

by tss011 September 11, 2011

Guidochaun

Someone who is a mixture of Irish and Italian. He/She will be able to tan even though they have a freckly Irish complexion. They will know how to cook Chicken Parm as well as Shepherd's Pie. They will often get drunk on red wine and/or annisette and Guinness and/or Jamison's Whiskey. Guidochaun's are often CrAzY drunks that will get into lots of trouble while intoxicated.

You know that guy Giovanni O'Neal that got arrested for riding a tiger from the zoo down the center of Market St the last time we all got drunk? He's a real Guidochaun.

by [e-mail] November 16, 2011

Guido Smirk

When a douchebag looks as though he's done nothing wrong.

"That guy just guido smirked after cutting me off in traffic!"

by m0dizzle October 5, 2012

gunmo

A term used by Tekashi69 aka 6ix9ine. Originally his song was called gummo but some people thought it was called gunmo.

- Oh! Have you heard the new song gunmo by 6ix9ine?
- Dont you mean gummo?
-What? Is it called that?
- Man.. yall white people..

by gunmo February 27, 2018

Gumorad

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you :P

Gumorad

by quartz89_alt March 16, 2022

Lap Guilotine

When a male crosses their legs to far thus creating a Guilotine for the testicles.

Bro: Dude what's your problem?
You: *in pain* I just caught myself in a lap guilotine

by Jonie loves chachee January 13, 2013

Mitchell Guidolin

He is a "one of a kind man" and not always in the best way. He's a general pranker and loves to stir up children and adults. He cant sit without farting and has the worst comebacks. We could say hes a real stinker. But Mitchell can be disgusting at the worst of times, and doesn't know when to stop the garbage. But if your wondering what he does in his spare time... well he parades around the house in his wifes high heels, dress and makeup.

man oh man, I drove past Mitchell guidolins house and he farted so loudly he ripped his wifes dress he was wearing!

by Dr dreminem August 18, 2015