Glorpulis

A select few individual who enjoy glorps and all kinds of gloops. They go through years of training to get their “Glorpulis card.”

It is me… The master Glorpulis. Bow down and behold my ultimate glorpy shlorpness.

by Coolguy281629 January 23, 2025

Gorping

The act of filling ones ear canal with seminal fluid to the point of “overflowing”, then playing loud music through in-ear headphones, thus making the semen push further into the ear; repeated until fluid has reached the ear drum.

Please, Sir, could we try gorping.

by TheFirstOm February 3, 2025

Gorpy

An adjective used to describe something or someone of gorpcore attire

Riley’s outfit is pretty gorpcore. She is so Gorpy!

by s.a.v.o February 17, 2026

Gorp

To throw up a little while coughing, typically following a big hit from a bong, joint, or other object used to smoke marijuana.

Guy 1: Want to see how long I can hit this bong?
Guy 2: Be careful man, make sure you don't gorp...

by Donny_Dorito February 20, 2026

Gorp

Someone starting a hobby and buying the most expensive gear.

Mark is such a gorp, he's starting guitar and got a Fender.

by Deez_250 March 12, 2026

Glorp Day

Annual Glorp day celebrating the Glorp Glorp Glorp

Oh boy, it’s the annual Glorp day! I’m going to celebrate it with a Glorp.

by Snakrite March 14, 2025

Glorp

To fuck somebody's used pad and then eat it

Dylan glorped danicas pad yesterday and he had blood and cum all over his face

by Glorper March 14, 2025