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German Soldier

person that has a long line of german in there family. Usually has a big penis and ladies call him a german soldier. qualifications blonde hair. blue eyes. big dick.
dang, Ladies say alex is a German Soldier .
by Jakimjuk October 19, 2005
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German Fart

The worst smelling odor in the entire world. A toxic odor that can burn your nose and/or eyes out of their sockets.
Usually created by the obese.
"If you are in a room with a obese man or woman and they lets a "German Fart" rip ,that smell will reach you and when it does you feel like you have just been gassed by a german attack force and all you want to do at that point is to shoot yourself in the head with an AK47.
by Michael,Evan April 8, 2007
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Dirty German

Heating up a sausage in the oven then fucking someone in the ass with it while reading Mien Kemf
She is so hot I'd give her a dirty german for lunch
by paraleel October 3, 2011
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Germanator

An awesome German kid who doesn't talk a lot at first.
Pale, really blonde, and has a very German nose.
Makes silly immature jokes, but is actually very deep.
"Who's that really pale blonde kid over there?"
"...They call him Da Germanator."
by Em-ah-Flea January 2, 2009
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german meat grinder

when a female with braces is giving a blow job,and after he cums she brushes her teeth with his cum
man my slong is sore from that girl giving me a german meat grinder last night
by allll riiiight May 1, 2010
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German Sausage Factory

A nightclub or party at which males outnumber females several times over. Resulting in the few females present recieving lots of unwanted male attention and in turn leaving themselves, thus intensifying the effect.
Fackin hell, where are all the ladies at? Its like a German Sausage Factory in here!
by robricciardi June 11, 2011
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German Surfer

Noun: Self-induced fellatio. Usually whilst straddling a surfboard amid the ocean surf at sunset.
"I just gave myself a German Surfer."
"I bet that guy just gave himself a German Surfer."

Man 1: "Hey, I just sucked my own dick."

Man 2: "You mean to say you just gave yourself a German Surfer?"

Man 1: "Indeed, it was quite satisfactory."
by Dirrkk June 3, 2009
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