goose pasture

On the ranch, when you don't want the bull in with the cows, you put the bull the field with the geese. "Goose pasture" is that place where the male has no opportunity with sexual relations with the opposite sex. The phrase is aptly applied to the the situation a young husband finds himself in during the last trimester of his wife's pregnancy.

Ryan's wife is really big and pregnant now. I bet he's in goose pasture.

by Ron Erickson July 20, 2007

Goose egg

When a male pulls his nut through his shorts

He showed me his goose egg in class

by TheGoatwhisperer September 18, 2018

golly goose

The phrase "Golly Goose" refers to someone of indian agnostic ethnicity who is a very hard worker and does a lot of training.

Oh that boy at school is a golly goose at his work

by Kawaki October 5, 2020

bare goose

Noun- A freshly shaved pubic area.

-"what took you so long to get out of the shower?"
-"I was getting a bare goose;)"

by BIg Mofo Nasty July 18, 2016

Goose stunner

The goose stunner is the act of slapping your lazy eyed boyfriend between the eyes with an xxl condom full of frozen cum when he bothers you

Gabe performed a goose stunner on her boyfriend for cumming too fast

The chubby girl next door gave her bf a goose stunner because he bothered her while she was having sex with the neighbour

by BogusAnalus December 19, 2022

Goose Engine

Old lady vagina

Whooo-eee it sure is hot out here Joan. I gotta get up and air out the ol' goose engine.

This goose engine hasn't taken flight in some time now.

by Melawesomeous July 16, 2016

serious goose

A person who is way too serious to be a silly goose, and is the striking opposite of a silly goose. Usually said when you want someone to take you serious.

Sarah:I forgot to take my meds today.
Me:girl ur so funny, u know u have no conception of reality without those.
Sarah: no I’m a serious goose right now, are you real?

by Keepinganeyeoutforselener April 11, 2023