Goob

Another word for a below average sized dong.

Guy 1: "Last night she told me to put the goob in her ass."
Guy 2: "And?"
Guy 1: "Let's just say that nobody got hurt."

by randm689 March 30, 2022

goob

in hindi it means an exalted one or one who is revered by everyone for their monstrous brainiac abilities

Sylvia is the goobiest goob, must she goob it up like dat?

by Gangsta Keeeeeeeeiiiid May 17, 2008

Goob

A doob. A goof. A goob.

Jennah is a goob.

by Spech May 25, 2009

goober

1. A chocolate-covered peanut, often served in conjunction with raisinettes.

2. A wad of semi-hardened mucus which accumulates in ones nose.

3. A doofus- or ineffectual and silly person.

Pass me some goobers!

Look at this huge goober I pulled outa my nose!

My friend Eric is a total goober!

by Malcolm X-crement January 2, 2004

goober

a austrailian man that enjoys sticking peaunuts up another mans behind

"hey u are a goober"

by Elisha_demonti August 4, 2007

Goober

Foolish person looked down upon by others, eejit and general gobshite. aka goobertron from goobertown.

That Cormac lad calls himself Leej-dog, that absolute Goober.

by absoledgebag November 23, 2011

goober

What happened to my sister one day..often followed by a short sporadic jolt of the body a small snort and some drool, Also called dry sex or wimpy sex.

The mood was tense in the room with the TV flickering in the background...Larry lay fully clothed on Sam trying desperately to get her into the mood, failing this Larry desided to rub himself on Sam like a dog on heat, jolted then drooled then fell asleep...

SAM: "EWWWw did u just GOOBER on me???""

by korbo October 11, 2006