Thot Goggles

A type of goggles you wear in order to see thots close cousin to the clout goggles

I saw a thot with my thot goggles

by Thot goggles February 28, 2018

Nut Goggled

Placing one's scrotum on another person's nose from above, so that each ball goes to one side, thus creating the look of goggles.

I totally nut goggled this chick last night.

by Laydown September 10, 2016

Beet Goggles

When you eat too many beets and your vision and judgement becomes impaired.

Oh my God, I ate too many beets and my beet goggles made me think that fugly guy is hella fine!

by Nasuss June 2, 2013

Thot Goggles

A non-prescription pair of glasses that female hoes wear that belong on a 1970s accountant.

Person 1- “Oh are those your grandpas glasses?”
Person 2- “No, they’re my thot goggles. Do you like them?”
Person 1- “I’ve seen 40 different people wearing those already, so definitely not”

by Dylan Wiener June 6, 2018

Milk goggles

When a woman with large breasts lays them over a male/females eyes.

Jamie gave Ryan his first pair of milk goggles yesterday.

by Bigbubba666 May 6, 2016

Irish goggles

1. A less frequently encountered synonym for <Irish sunglasses>.

2. Supposedly some obscure porn term describing the ballsack placed over the woman's eyes. I have never personally come across this in use but that's what a few slang wiktionaries seem to say.

Paddy: Ay mate, I reckon I must've got a bit pished last night and there's no sign of me wife today. Any chance you've seen her?
Non-Irish neighbour: Well last time I saw her she was running out of your house sporting a pair of Irish goggles.
Paddy: Aw bollocks...

by resplendent_doug November 8, 2023

thirst goggles

Lowering your standards with a partner because one is horny. Basically like drunk goggles but when you're thirsty.

Is Dick Cheney looking hot or do I have my thirst goggles on?

by Uglyassnoodlehead7040 April 4, 2016