Goose stunner

The goose stunner is the act of slapping your lazy eyed boyfriend between the eyes with an xxl condom full of frozen cum when he bothers you

Gabe performed a goose stunner on her boyfriend for cumming too fast

The chubby girl next door gave her bf a goose stunner because he bothered her while she was having sex with the neighbour

by BogusAnalus December 19, 2022

serious goose

A person who is way too serious to be a silly goose, and is the striking opposite of a silly goose. Usually said when you want someone to take you serious.

Sarah:I forgot to take my meds today.
Me:girl ur so funny, u know u have no conception of reality without those.
Sarah: no I’m a serious goose right now, are you real?

by Keepinganeyeoutforselener April 11, 2023

Goose rooter

When a specimen on a Honda big red drives full tit at a goose in a large body of water while under the influence and of multiple cold Woodstock’s

Hey goose rooter how’s the big red going?

by Spleff January 30, 2022

Goose Walking

walking like a nazi while everyone is asleep in your house hold.

Little Timmy goes goose walking over his mother's grave.

by Emico12345 January 22, 2012

Noose The Goose

A subtle reference to a abortion

Sally are you going to Noose The Goose

by Huuuyot November 7, 2016

Front goose

A sex position that is just missionary but the person on top is feeding the bottom stale bread throughout the act.

Dude, last night after the party Emma and I did front goose for like 2 hours.

by Gooseman McGee September 9, 2023

gibble goose

someone who is has smoked far too much chronic and is just completely wrecked

I hit the bong too hard tonight im a gibble goose
Marty is such a gibble goose!
Lay off the dope son you will become one of the gibble goose

by EZ420 November 2, 2012