Globo

A person who lacks intelligence and is just an overall a horrible person to be with.

"Jerry is such a globo! He doesn't even know how to do basic math!"

by Toffee Coffee May 3, 2017

Flowing Glockamentubo and the Cow

a series of books created to study the chakra of cattle and how to make them more happy using Tai Chi and other energetic arts.

" This Cow's Glockamentubo is very rich, these are some pictures of Tai Chi movements you can do to get your cattle in a more peaceful states. " See picture: "Making your bull more passive"

The Flowing Glockamentubo and the cow is an art most impressive for getting cattle ready for slaughter.

by Zack S July 30, 2008

glock

popular bitches, who think the're all that.
poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

stacy: omg, dont u just wish we could b like that!?!?!?!?!
penelope: god no! the're so glock

by xfgnxfg July 25, 2007

glock

A pistol most popular among gangs and terrorists. Some versions of the pistol are completely made from ceramics and fiberglass, making the gun impossible to detect by a metal detecting device. Other versions of the Glock include a feature which lets the user of the pistole switch it from semi-automatic fire to fully automatic.

You about to be Glocked yo.

by -Drakken August 23, 2003

glock

A gun that looks like a normal 9mm, but is made out of ceramics and cannot be detected by metal detecters.

I got through the metal detectors without my glock being detected.

by Curtis Jackson March 23, 2003

glock with a dick

What a basketball shooter has when he’s automatic from the 3.

Ayo did you see Steph Curry shoot last night? He had the Glock with a dick!

by Stopsnitchin October 4, 2020

Globophobia

By far the stupidest and most pathetic fear in all the lands. (The fear of balloons and/or the popping of ballons)

I brought a handful of balloons to Jill's birthday party and she ran screaming. Her mother later told me she has globophobia.
PS. Bronze door knob

by The guy that did that thing November 12, 2014