FedExuality

Weather someone is gay or not, as exemplified by their internet shopping habits.

Now you can be happy with your glistening wrestling poster and newfound FedExuality all from the comfort of your home office.

by Droog_86 February 7, 2023

FEDEXUAL

Sexually attracted to reliability, tracking numbers, and anything that promises “overnight delivery.” Gets turned on by words like “package,” “handling,” and “out for delivery.”

“They’re not needy—they’re fedexual. Consistency, firm boxes, and a guaranteed arrival time really do it for them.”

by Dani&Rick December 15, 2025

federell

the police or any form of authority

I was looting this joint and the federells arrived promptly.

by bros October 6, 2006

fed-ex

The ex you wish you could send away.

My fed-ex keeps calling me. Wish he would just leave town.

by nicnac29 March 13, 2011

federal arvind

The mightiest of all vessels that sail the seven seas. Contracted by the state of Mauritius in 1985, this carrier is capable of handling loads from up to 5 clients at a time. The federal arvind is a long, narrow vessel, ideal for ice breaking in the arctic however, given it's speed and fuel efficiency, it is often hired for non-arctic voyages.

Wow! Did you see that giant boat?

That's not just a boat... that's the federal arvind

by sailorboy41 June 18, 2012

Federal Guap

Being "Guap" after receiving your federal tax return.

Dude, I'm headed to by that new IPod tablet...

(Freind) Whoa, you musta got Federal Guap!

by skyeyeimages February 10, 2013

Fedestrian

An undercover police officer or undercover police car.

Hey bro look out for that fedestrian lurkin down the street he's on the prowl

by Hammy3hunnid February 11, 2014