fecal facial

example 1)when the mentally retarted or old have massive explosive hydrolic diarrea all over ones face
example 2)when a cripple cannot reach the toilet fast enough so he duces on the floor and creates a stinkin pile of fecal mess which he then falls face first and drowns in a heap of his own feces
example 3) when someone sucks your stink baloney

i really love my gramdpa but when he bends over and gives me a fecal facial in front of my girlfriend it makes me feel depressed

by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005

Feckatious

The act of saying facetious while actually being facetious

Individual 1: I apologize, I was being Feckatious
Individual 2: I think you mean you were being facetious
Individual 1: *Gesturing towards a mounted graduate certificate in English Literature* I apologize, I continued to be feckatious, and by that, what I mean to say is feck you

by Shafty McNuggits March 17, 2015

fecalfreek

A person who eats shit. turdmuncher,shitgobbler

That guy Mason is a real fecalfreek. I saw him eating a piece of some guys shit.
He said it didnt have much taste, but that it was kind of soft."It was only a small piece"

by HCH December 18, 2005

fecallation

The act of describing the way a person is fecallating

The man enjoyed his annual fecallation

by MuffMan February 9, 2008

Fecal pack

Fecal pack=several cacks
Cack=several muckbuttons
muckbuttons=several dingeberries
dinglerry=little ball of shit and toilet paer that rolls up in the hairs of your butthole

Man, I had a fecal pack that was packed so tight I couldn't shit for a week

by headshok62 October 18, 2008

fecal derek

A disparaging term for a male homosexual or one who practices anal sex from the “pitching” aspect.

"Hey Bob, look at those two fecal derek's over there!"

by gogetthebutter April 23, 2009

fecal oven

port a pottie on constuction site, oilfield site, or other outdoor venue in the summer

While torquing a cable, I was sweating so bad in there. It was a fecal oven

by oilfieldtrash77 October 15, 2009