Fancy gobbles

Giving oral sex while stroking a penis with your pinky finger extended.

She surprised me with the Fancy Gobbles last night...
What do you know about Fancy Gobbles? ...

by $r&Nb September 12, 2020

Fancy Calculator

A calculator that you can spell things on, you can play flappy bird, and you can type out witch craft. All for over $200.

"Man, I like your Fancy Calculator"!
"Thanks bro"!

by gegcgecvxhdwvxivwhjdvx September 15, 2020

Fancy flip flop

Fancy flip flop
Very cute girl who changes her mind often

"Stella sure is a Fancy flip flop

by estnemosolus October 10, 2020

Fancy Ketchup

Term used to describe when you collect period blood with a pipette.

Friend 1: "Yo this burger slaps, what did you put on it?"
Friend 2: "Just my girlfriend's Fancy Ketchup."

by WaffleDude October 18, 2020

Fancy Prairie

Tiny town of about 90, 30 of whom are related. The only way to get there is to get lost on the way to somewhere else. Don't blink as you go through town or you'll miss it.

"Went through Fancy Prairie earlier today; got lost on the way to Middletown."

by illegalitygirl October 19, 2020

Fancy down town handshake.

when a man tries a awkward position to masturbate.

"what was that noise coming out of your room last night?"

" i was on the dresser trying to give myself a Fancy down town handshake. "

by Thatguymyguy December 10, 2012

Fancy Lancer

A pretender; a phony man or woman whose achievement or success depends upon artificial means of support, such as designer clothes, makeup, processed voice, camera angles, spectacular lighting, or performance enhancing drugs.

That singer has made a lot of money in show business but he's only a fancy lancer.

by Pig in a Poke August 25, 2012