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Fake guru

It’s essentially, “I will show you how to achieve this desired result, but first, you have to do this.”

The desired results they promote are often played off of our emotional and psychological wants such as money, freedom, status, wealth, prosperity, etc.

And in order to promote a false sense of credibility on their topic, they flaunt their wealth and material possessions such as a mansion, sports car, fake profit numbers on a screen, etc.

Fake gurus are basically the modern day snake oil salesmen.
by Henrikj September 1, 2021
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fake wild

to act as though you are upset when you are just in want of attention.
"yo why you got my sneakers on son" said juice
"stop tryin to fake wild you said i could wear em"
by markus manning March 8, 2009
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Fake-Broke

Always buying new stuff but telling your clique and/or set you are broke.
Your friend can't go out because they're "broke". A day later they're posting pictures of their new fancy vacuum* ("vacuum" being a metaphor for anything valuable). You are in point of fact not broke but instead, a fake-broke busta.
by DOC_MEGA December 23, 2014
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Fake Friend

1. Someone who talk about you/someone else, but is too scared to tell it to your face.

2. Someone who changes up when they get around certain people (Boys, popular people etc) can be a pick me girl too.
EXAMPLE 1:

Jessica: "Did you see how ugly Alyssa was today?"
Kaity: "Yeah, that sweater she had on was horrible."
*Alyssa comes*
Alyssa: "Hey guys!"
Jessica: "Hey, Aylssa!" *Smiles*
Kaity: "Your sweater is so cute!"
Alyssa: "Thanks!"

EXAMPLE 2:

Lora: "You are so pretty to day Lizzie."
Lizzie: "Thank you, so are you Lora."
Lora: "Yeah, and you smell nice."

*Boy comes*
Lora: "But you need to brush your teeth, your breath stinks." *Says loudly*
Lizzie: "Huh, but you just said i smell-"
Lora: *Starts talking to boy ignoring Lizzie*
Lizzie: "Your a fake friend." *Walks away*
by IWannaBeSmart July 2, 2021
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Fake Philanthropist

A "Fake Philanthropist" is commonly defined as Kyle Harwood. Kyle Harwood is a fake philanthropist that is located in north Georgia. Specifically, Blairsville, Georgia. Kyle Harwood is also commonly referred to as a slaphappy ginger. He proceeds to "Krrr" anyone who dares stand in his way.
by vodsn March 5, 2022
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fake slytherin

bitch who thinks she's a slytherin just because she's in love with Draco Malfoy
by i am such a nerd October 13, 2020
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Fake weeb

a person that does not know any thing about anime like if you ask who is this and show a kakashi photo and they anwer with NaRutO
a person that doesnt understand weeb phrases is a fake weeb
by himiko toga November 2, 2020
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