flute chute

A place for a gay man to put his flute (willy).

Ant needed to liberally grease Dec's flute chute to prevent excessive chafing.

by Welsh Wombat October 4, 2017

Flutter Fap

When your access to porn is limited, you make due with what you can find. Sometimes, this may be from your Spank Bank, or may involve using a single gif as material.

Guy: I went over to Katie's for dinner yesterday. She looked so sexy.

Guy 2: Did y'all bang?

Guy: Yes, and it was amazing because I managed to get a Flutter Fap in beforehand.

by Jainz'd May 4, 2018

Fluter

A straight man who sucks dick willing.

Don’t tell anyone but Michael’s a fluter!

by Ghostkid May 22, 2018

Flute Practice

A blowjob

Person 1: Hey where were you?
Person 2: I was at flute practice

by A_ViolaPlayer June 10, 2018

Flutterstruck

Feeling like you're being hit by a truck, but also feeling insanely happy all of a sudden when you look into the eyes of someone you love

Josh looked at Maria and she was flutterstruck

by Mollythemallcop September 24, 2018

Flutey Tooti

That one flautist, usually male, who is definitely gay AF, there’s absolutely no way they aren’t gay.

“Did you see John, he was playing a woodwind like some... like some Flutey Tooti!”

by Flutey Tooti November 1, 2018

Flutnut

When a squirrel shoots an acorn out of its asshole

Jesus louiseus there is a whole lot of flutnutting going on outside

by Womanizer69 November 21, 2018