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Error 6:9

A sexual position most commonly affecting non-consenting Mac users of Warcraft III in which a major game developer forcibly inserts their impossibly large penis a full 8 inches down the throat of a loyal, lifelong customer while simultaneously using their mouth to savagely castrate said customer.
I really thought by the name it'd be more mutually beneficial but ever since Blizzard gave me an Error 6:9, I've started to have some doubt.
by PatMcHunt November 14, 2024
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Error 37

The infamous error associated with the catastrophic launch of Diablo 3 in 2012.
"This is a message to the people that work for Blizzard Entertainment, specifically the Diablo 3 crew. I wasn't going to make a video today because I didn't think anybody would see it. I thought everybody would be out playing Diablo 3, and I thought I would be playing Diablo 3, you'd be playing Diablo 3, but NOBODY'S FUCKING PLAYING DIABLO 3! Because you gotta see the servers down, the servers are down! And every time I try to log in, all I get is fucking Error 37! Error 37! I keep trying to log in and I get Error 37! ERROR 37! Why the fuck is it 37?! What the fuck are the other 36?! Shouldn't this be error number 1?! Error number 1, I can't log the FUCK IN!? Holy SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS NUMBER 35?! SOMEONE SHOT SOMEBODY RUNNING THE SERVERS?! DID ONE OF THE FUCKING HAMSTERS GET LOOSE?! I SPENT ALL FUCKING NIGHT TRYING TO GET THIS GODDAMN COLLECTOR'S EDITION! I STOOD LINE AT FUCKING WALMART! I CAN BARELY STAND UP! I FUCKING STOOD IN LINE AND JUST CAN'T EVEN PLAY THE FUCKING GAME! And oh, okay, I finally- okay, I finally get in, I'm- I finally get past Error 37! What do I get?! Error 3006! Can't even load the character screen! Error 3006! HOW MANY FUCKING ERRORS DID YOU GUYS COUNT TO?! Fucking what do I expect the next error... 9999? HOLY SHIT, IT'S OVER 9000! FUCK you, Blizzard! FUCKING... WORK YOUR GAMING YOU AIN'T WORK! THIS IS BULLSHIT! THIS IS BULLSHIT! I PAID MONEY, CASH MONEY, DOLLARS MONEY, CASH MONEY! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
by FB3Network February 14, 2026
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erroraticus insanus

An Erroraticus Insanus is a category of argument so fundamentally flawed that it transcends ordinary logical fallacies and enters the realm of sheer intellectual chaos. It is marked by:

Blatant self-contradiction

Complete detachment from reality

Astonishing overconfidence despite its incoherence
His theory that taxes are actually invisible dragons hoarding our money isn’t just wrong—it’s a full-blown Erroraticus Insanus. Arguing with it would be like wrestling a hallucination.
by sarlinger June 18, 2025
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erroraticus insanus

An Erroraticus Insanus is a category of argument so fundamentally flawed that it transcends ordinary logical fallacies and enters the realm of sheer intellectual chaos. It is marked by:

Blatant self-contradiction

Complete detachment from reality

Astonishing overconfidence despite its incoherence
His theory that taxes are actually invisible dragons hoarding our money isn’t just wrong—it’s a full-blown Erroraticus Insanus. Arguing with it would be like wrestling a hallucination.
by sarlinger June 18, 2025
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erroraticus insanus

An Erroraticus Insanus is a category of argument so fundamentally flawed that it transcends ordinary logical fallacies and enters the realm of sheer intellectual chaos. It is marked by:

Blatant self-contradiction

Complete detachment from reality

Astonishing overconfidence despite its incoherence
His theory that taxes are actually invisible dragons hoarding our money isn’t just wrong—it’s a full-blown Erroraticus Insanus. Arguing with it would be like wrestling a hallucination
by sarlinger June 18, 2025
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Error

Oops! The drone missed and killed a bunch of children. Oops! The alarm didn't go off and killed a bunch of children. Oops! We keep agreeing to a ceasefire but the drones just kill killing people. Oops! Someone canceled the weapons shipment to Russia and nobody knows who's responsible. Oops! Oops!
Hym "Oops! Error! Accidental drone strike in Gaza accidentally doesn't kill terrorists and instead kills kids. OOPSIES!"
by Hym Iam July 13, 2025
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Error: DA0600

Those are MY initials!
Hym "Error: DA0600 is an error message that has my initials in it. Neat!"
by Hym Iam August 30, 2025
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