Elephant

A big, but graceful gray animal that walks the planet at this very moment. They have a heart of gold as they walk with their babies.

Have you ever heard of an elephant attacking a human?
Have you ever heard of an elephant tripping?

by elephantgirl24 January 3, 2010

elephantasy

Any Republican position that ignores reality. Republicans often support positions that are obviously wrong, and will use Washington spin, paid operatives and the powerful conservative news media to assert that they are correct and that doubters are liberal villians. See republink

Global warming is fiction and we don't need to do anything, ever.
The world really, really likes us.
The war in Iraq is making us safer.
Iraq will become a democracy just like us.
Tax cuts are not a handout to the rich.
Karl Rove is honest and good and would never stoop to personal attacks.
Universal Health Care is bad.
Corporations have our best interests at heart, always.
SUV fuel economy is not important.
Jesus supports Republicans 110 percent. Etc, etc.

by John Marshall September 10, 2005

elephant ears

A common phrase in baseball, elephant ears are simply when the pockets of a player's pants are seen outside of their slits (which happens often to back pockets which are in no way attached to the inside of the pants). Phrase made most popular by Duane Kuiper and Mike Krukow, San Francisco Giants TV broadcasters.

After sliding into second, Barry Bonds developed two elephant ears.

by Buck47 August 23, 2006

elephant

the result when the balls are successfully pulled up to each side of the penis froming what looks like an elephant with a big penis trunk and two balls for ears

His penis is so cute when he does the elephant.

Our nightly parade is about to begin...here comes the elephant.

by Derek D'Gilly June 13, 2004

elephant

The official animal of the Republican Party.

We are represented by the biggest and strongest land animal on the planet. GOP} BABY!!!

by Straight from E-ville July 1, 2005

elephants

Lots of money. Hustler

Having lots of money in pocket at that time from selling something, i.e. drugs, jewelry, lottery.

Always paid, never without money.

He got a couple of elephants last night.

He is the elephant man.

by Christal Adams May 25, 2007

Cranial Elephantitis

The medical condition involving severe swelling of one's skull until said skull reaches an absurd girth.

As a kindergartener, Nils learned at an early age that his cranial elephantitis would prevent him from fitting through most doors, and as a result he would die alone and lonely

by LVGP January 22, 2009