7 definition by Straight from E-ville

The massed region that I call home. It is composed of the following states: Ohio, Michigan, Indiana, Kentucky, Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska, South Dakota, and North Dakota. This is the greatest part of America, if you ask me. The largest cities in the Midwest include: Chicago, Detroit, Indianapolis, Columbus, Omaha, Louisville, Cleveland, Milwaukee, St. Louis, Kansas City, Des Moines, Fargo, Sioux Falls, Madison, Cincinnati, Evansville, Rockford, and Minneapolis.

A fake name derived from a sexual term or phrase where the words are manipulated and mispelled in order to make it look like a real person's name.

Located in the great state of Indiana, and possibly one of the greatest cities in the Nation. With well over 120,000 people, an impressive downtown skyline, excellent medical care, a casino riverboat, golf courses, almost any restaurant you can think of, a great nightlife and series of shopping centers, and even an arena (Roberts Stadium), Evansville has something for everyone to enjoy. You also get small town charm and hospitality mixed with a more fast-paced, big city lifestyle. The population is numbered differently by each person (usually 117,000-126,000), but the city definitely has over 120,000 people.

The official animal of the Republican Party.

Literally The Redneck God; the Father of the Son: Dale Earnhardt, Jr., also known as The Redneck Jesus. Ever since his "tragic death", Dale Earnhardt has been mourned and worshipped more than ever by his millions of worshippers, as evident by the many number 3 stickers seen all over trucks throughout the South and the southern Midwest.

The gorgeous blonde political commentator who gives the truth to you, whether you agree with it or not. She really makes those damn liberals feel it hard.

A person located on the right-wing of the political spectrum, and something that I'm glad I am. Most voted for George W. Bush (or Bush), and helped him win his 2nd term to the Presidency.